The Best $29 I Ever Spent

I just gave myself a haircut. Feels good to be lightweight again. By far the best purchase I ever made, was my $29 Proclipper Professional Haircutting Set from a bargain shop in 1998. Since that day, ten years ago, I have probably paid for about five haircuts, the rest of the time I have done it myself.

I have become quite proficient too-- using a selection of carefully placed mirrors, I can cut the back of my hair, even pulling off a seamless fade from blade #4 down to blade #1. It is an art that I have mastered. If ever the drawing business falls through I might open a barber shop.