You might know me from such motion picture film movies as Gladiator and Robin Hood. Includingly or alternatively, you might know me as The World's Greatest Actor, as GQ calls me on their latest cover.
As you might know, I am a method actor. This means, I imagine something, and then pretend to do that thing. Don't worry if you don't understand, not many do.
Now, most film scripts require that I brood and sulk a lot, for the majority a movie. So, here I bring in the method acting. I close my eyes and imagine the Bunnies are losing again (which doesn't take a lot of imagining), and then open my eyes. This, kids, is acting.
But within this niche, there are a lot of subtle variations, applicable for each and every situation. Here are some of my favourite faces, that you may like to emulate (or attempt to) in your own time--
This is me brooding
This is me brooding with long hair
This is me brooding, while being pensive
Brooding with glasses
Brooding with an equation
Brooding in front of a long ship
And my latest, brooding with a bow and arrow.
Now, because I'm among friends, I'm going to unveil something new I've been working on for a month of Sundays. An acting-face that is so edgy it defies categorisation. Very occasionally a script will ask me to do something other than brooding. And that, folks, is when I unleash this badboy--
I know. Good isn't it. Another gun in my arsenal. Do you want to know what it is? Smiling, while brooding. And wearing sun glasses. Yes. Epic.
I'm not sure yet whether to call it the Smoodtm or the Briletm.