Well, I've seen it all. Kill me now, and lay me smiling in my casket.
I went to the IGA supermarket near my work this morning to buy a bread roll and some ham (not vital to the narrative, but important scene setting), and as I was leaving, at the exit way, there on a bench thing, was a leather-bound book. On the front, in a fancy script were the words, 'Visitor's Book'.
Thank you for having us! We have had a wonderful stay! Your aisles were just delightful, and in particular the canned veg section was breathtaking! We feel very relaxed and invigorated after our romantic stroll down aisle seven-- just what we needed after a long commute.
The cold linoleum floor was just to our liking- (particularly that little slippery spill near the meat section- a lovely touch:) -and that AM radio muzak simply took us to another place. Rest assured we'll be telling all our friends about your beautiful property. And of course we'll be back soon- maybe this afternoon!lol:)
Kevin and Judy xx