Can somebody with a firm, authoritative voice tell PM Ben to stop being so foolhardy and get to bed at a sensible hour so that AM Ben isn't cursing and cross as he stumbles about at 5:30am.
Yes, there are lots of exciting possibilities that could come of that little Camellia stump from your Mother in Law's garden. Lots of bonsai potential for sure. But must you work through every possible option in your head, contemplating branch structure and pot style, when you should be sleeping? And it's also okay to just have a flick through the bonsai books from the library in bed. You needn't look at every last page, and pore over ever single photo for ten minutes.