Since you are my rock and my fortress, for the sake of your name lead and guide me.
That's almost as good as:My sister married an Irishman.Oh, really.No, O'rielly.
My favourite one at the moment is an online picture of a Jesus-type guy talking to a young modern-type bloke on a park bench. Jesus is saying, "No, I don't mean Twitter. I literally want you to follow me."
Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?There's too many cheetahs.
Ha! Nice ones!
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