Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Maybe My Favourite Joke Ever

"My wife's gone to the West Indies."
"Jamaica?"
"No, she went of her own accord"

4 comments:

Crazyjedidiah said...

That's almost as good as:
My sister married an Irishman.
Oh, really.
No, O'rielly.

Deb said...

My favourite one at the moment is an online picture of a Jesus-type guy talking to a young modern-type bloke on a park bench. Jesus is saying, "No, I don't mean Twitter. I literally want you to follow me."

Gary Ware said...

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?
There's too many cheetahs.

Ben McLaughlin said...

Ha! Nice ones!