Gummed

Ever wondered what it would feel like to be bitten by a toothless shark? Neither had I, but I found out this morning when my train ticket was deemed invalid and the gate things rammed shut around my legs as I was walking through.

Choking back the tears I put on my best 'that didn't hurt a bit' face and continued on my journey.

Curse thee, stupid gate things, to the lake of fire.