I have a real aversion to adults talking 'baby-talk' to each other. It makes me sweat and break out in a rash. I must be allergic. If it's in the privacy of your own home, well that's fine-- but in public..This morning I heard a grown woman speaking to her husband on the telephone. What I heard was this:
-Hawouw (translation-hello)
-it cowld (it's cold)
-wuv yooo (i love you)
-bouy bouy (i'm a moron)
Sorry if you, valued reader, are a baby-talker yourself, I have nothing against you personally. But seriously, what is your problem?
4 comments:
ah haha haha! You do make me laugh! Love your translation of "Buoy Bouy" :)
jen-e-ren
Arrggghhh...*runs away and screams*. Just reading your recount makes break out in cold sweat...
AY
rofl...I am so with you on that one Ben.
And a word to any prospective suitors: if there's even a hint of baby talk, my radar will pick it up and sound the early warning system. Abort! Abort!
:)
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