Huldra Forsvant (Theodor Kittelsen)

Huldra Forsvant (Theodor Kittelsen)
Huldra Forsvant (Theodor Kittelsen)

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Design Fault

The one design fault that I have detected in the male species (yes, there is only one--I have run tests) is that if you leave them for a day or two, there faces become covered in hair. Thick, coarse, annoying hair.

I did read the other day however, that women currently are for a bit of three day growth action over a clean shaven face. I am using this information to not bother shaving
for work this week.

2 comments:

lu said...

A-hem....only one fault!?! Do you really want to get a list going here?

The big question is: How do E and little E feel about the facial growth?

Ben McLaughlin said...

well, the data that I collected and collated can't be wrong, lu. Yes, olnly one fault. It's science. Science never lies.

Strangely enough, while I think I look better with a hairless face, if it were up to E, I would be bearded and unkempt. Not a trimmed tidy, beard either. It makes no sense to me.

Little e likes to pull on facial hair, but doesn't like being kissed by it.