Huldra Forsvant (Theodor Kittelsen)

Huldra Forsvant (Theodor Kittelsen)
Huldra Forsvant (Theodor Kittelsen)

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Pretend Driver, Stage 3

Woohoo! I just got my green P's! Hurrah. I feel very relieved, not because I didn't think I would pass, but just because I procrastinate and it's been hanging over my head. Why, you ask, is a 30 year old only just now getting his licence? Ah yes, this is one of the great mysteries, valued reader. Why is grass green? Why does chicken skin taste so good?

So, only three more years of plates, and then I will be a real driver. Until then, I have to exceed the speed limit, make my muffler really loud, play bad music at a deafening volume through sub woofers, and have passers by wiggle there pinky finger at me when I drive by.

It'll go by like that.

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