Huldra Forsvant (Theodor Kittelsen)

Huldra Forsvant (Theodor Kittelsen)
Huldra Forsvant (Theodor Kittelsen)

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

It's Inevitable

Soon I will be carrying around not only keys, a wallet, a phone, and a hanky, but also a glasses case.

In all seriousness, how can I not need a fanny pack?

4 comments:

Pedro said...

The hanky. Handkerchief. What an unusual piece of ancilliary fashion. My dad always carried one. I can still remember the smell of it in his big hands as a child.
I myself, have never had the urge to purchase or indeed carry one with me. Ever.

maybe it has something to do with a piece of cloth, in your pocket that potentially might be holding 10 hours of snot come days end.

Pass the tissues please.

Ben McLaughlin said...

Mate, mate, mate. Not fashion, wisdom. It would also be easier to use paper plates to save the hassle of washing dishes. Don't worry about that little tribe deep in the amazon who are about to see their first bulldozer as there tree house gets lopped down. As long as you get off snot free.

I might start campaigning about this.

Pedro said...

But,....if you were in such a state of illness that you were vomitting on your plate AND carrying it with you all day from meal to meal.....
hmmm, where's those paperies?

Ben McLaughlin said...

yeah, I guess my own personal health is more important than THE ENTIRE OZONE LAYER.

There is no I in environmentalist, brother.

Actually there are two, but there shouldn't be. Jim Oxford at the dictionary shop, are you reading?