The Unbearable Lightness of Being (Ridiculously Good-Looking)

It's amazing what you can get away with wearing when you're really, really, ridiculously good looking.

I saw a young fella on the bus, with his lovely straightened emo fringe, wearing awful stone wash jeans, a midriff length jacket and carrying a giant brown crocodile skin-esque hand bag.

Yet you couldn't begrudge him these things for he was so dern pretty.