Huldra Forsvant (Theodor Kittelsen)

Huldra Forsvant (Theodor Kittelsen)
Huldra Forsvant (Theodor Kittelsen)

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Life Lessons or, The Amassed Knowledge Of Thirty-Two Years Of Life On Earth




#2. People who drink plain milk from a carton in public, are to be treated with caution. This activity is not normal and a scrutinising eye should be kept on such offenders.

3 comments:

Laetitia :-) said...

Are we talking one of those small 300 mm cartons or the 1 litre jobs? The 300 mm cartons are probably ok. The 1 litre jobs would make me wonder if they were going to put it back in a fridge for some unsuspecting member of the family / friend.

Ben McLaughlin said...

Laetitia, size doesn't matter. Whether it's 300 ml or whether it's 30ml. Unflavoured milk drinking is a discreet business that should be done in private, similar to nail-clipping.

Don't ask me why, it's just one of the mysteries of the universe.

Laetitia :-) said...

What if they use a straw?