Trouble Comes In Threes

For some reason, I've been getting all these random ailments. I got a whole new one today, it's getting ridiculous.

First, I've been crook in the guts the past week. I'm pretty sure it was Delhi Belly. I'm an empathetic kind of guy (as you know), who deeply feels other peoples pain. I guess with all the Commonwealth Games goings on, I have been feeling it hard for our beloved squad. Hence, my Delhi Belly.

Then secondly, the other day Little e pounced from afar, knees first on to my back. Having been weakened thus by my adversary, a day later I was tearing a piece of paper, and my back went 'ka-chow!!', and next minute I was laying in agony on the ground.

And now, thirdly, I woke up this morning with gank-eye. I could hardly open it. Now it's all bloodshot and only half open. It looks kind of Thom Yorke. I'm typing this by feel, as I have a bag over my head to hide my shame. Don't look at me, I'm hideous.