Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Unabomber Diaries, Day III
Dear Blogger, I just wanted to make you aware that your intimidation and bully-boy tactics don't work with me. So I took a couple of weeks off.. does this give you the right to confiscate my paragraph breaks? I worked hard for those, and they are rightfully mine. Give them back or I will come after you with all the artillery of my arsenal. And I'm talking hurtful weapons, not English soccer teams. You know, it surprises me that you would even dare mess with someone like me. Doth not mine reputation proceedeth me? Hello, does the name Unabomber not ring some alarm bells there, guvna? In conclusion, give me my paragraph breaks or taste my wrath. Have a nice day, love Unabomber.