Number Crunch

This blog is 23 hits shy of 130,000.

I'm keeping track here, and for the 130,000th person to click, this day will be more special than you can possibly imagine. An embarrassment of riches will rain down upon you with a magnitude of prizes unseen ever before, a wealth of winnings that will make Oprah and Ellen's combined gift giving seem trivial, puny and miserly.

Brace yourself, Dear Reader, it could be YOU.

Thanks for reading though, folks.

*but probably won't be