Marketing Whizz

I am going to go into marketing for food products aimed at children (ie, with cute packaging and inflated prices). Over the weekend I came up with not one, but two hot ideas. I am really on a roll. Check out these bits of genius--

1.Yumpets. Like a crumpet, but better. They would divide into little bite sized squares, so you whack a big square in the toaster, and when it comes out, you just break along the lines, dividing into six little squares.

2. Pasta-Parcels. Yes, it sounds like pass-the-parcel--What an awesome play on words, people! Little ravioli squares, maybe coloured to be more fun. And with simple child-friendly fillings.

Oh man, I know it's wrong to be proud, but seriously, this stuff is gold.