Why I Despise Cockroaches #723

Not only will they survive a nuclear holocaust, but you can't flush the little cretins down the toilet. You flush, and when the water settles, it's still there, looking up at you smiling from beyond the grave.

Sometimes even when you wrap them up in toilet paper, they still manage to unwrap themselves (even though they are dead) and get back to the surface. They are like little, brown, vile Houdini's.