Huldra Forsvant (Theodor Kittelsen)

Huldra Forsvant (Theodor Kittelsen)
Huldra Forsvant (Theodor Kittelsen)

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Shops II

While feeling guilty towards these people, I also feel anger. I both pity them and despise them. Look at your shop. What are you thinking? You're doing it all wrong. I passed a deserted looking kebab shop this morning with a big fancy advertisement out the front saying 'catering for Christmas parties available'. Come on, is this really where you should be directing your advertising funds? Kebab Christmas parties?

"Kate, I'll leave it to you to plan the food for the company Christmas party. What were you thinking? Go out on our yacht and get some nice catering, maybe sushi and some nice wine?"

"We could do that, but no, I was thinking why don't we just order a few kebabs, and maybe a couple of 750ml bottles of Sprite and have it here at the office?"

"Kate, you're a genius!"

4 comments:

Pedro said...

'yaught' ya reckon?

Where can i get one of them?

Ben McLaughlin said...

it is an alternative, old world spelling. google it. But, for you my friend, I will change it to the pleb spelling, to keep you happy.

Pedro said...

Ta. Such a generous amigo.

Thursday morning for coffe and toast?

Ben McLaughlin said...

lock it in eddie