iPud

There is a new generation iPhone thingy released this week.

I think I am actually more excited than I have ever been about anything in my entire life. It's all been leading up to this moment.

Apparently this one can do a forward roll and tie your shoelaces for you. While making you a sandwich.

And in breaking news, a new need has been discovered, a gaping void of missing technology. The iPhone is smallish, and the ipad is a bit kinda medium sized.

Solution?

iPud, y'all!

Pros: It is smallishly medium sized, while still being small. And a bit medium.

Cons: There aren't any, you need this so, so, so, so much it will actually hurt you, your children, and your children's children were you to be so ridiculously stupid not to buy this. Are you still reading? what is wrong with you?

Get to the Apple shop NOW.