- People who stop dead when they step off an escalator. What are you waiting for, a map and compass?
- When people call second-hand clothes Vintage Pieces. Puh-Leaze.
- Jazz music, post 1940.
- The phrase 'at the end of the day'. If you're a sportsperson, unacceptable. If you are in the chorus line of Les Miserables, acceptable.
- Squished credits at the end of TV shows, while they advertise what's coming up next in the rest of the screen. I'm talking to you, Channel 10. Yes, unfortunately you're legally bound to show who actually made the program, but it defeats the purpose when you play them at double speed, at a font size that you need a telescope to read.
This, friends, is why my goat is got.