Listening to people talk on mobile phones on the train may be the thing that in the end will be my great undoing. I can feel it approaching.
Here are two of my most well-loved, and most frequently heard phone conversations-
1. Hello? I'm on the train. I'm on the train. I'm on the train! On the train!! The train!!!! Train!!! What? No, the train. TRAIN!!!
So you're on the train, you say?
2. Yeah, so anyway, I was like OMG are you serious and she was.. oh, I'm about to go through a tunnel so I might cut out... hello? Are you still there? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Oh they've gone.