You know what I have no time for? Wraps. When did wraps start getting more cred than a regular sandwich? Probably the same sick and twisted day that those ridiculous seaweed crackers overtook the tried and true Jatz. What a joke.
Wraps look all fancy and healthy, but they have no taste. At least bread has taste. Chew for a minute and it's just a mouth of gross dough. And unless you eat a wrap within twenty seconds of actually making it, it tastes rubbish. It gets all wet and sloppy at the end with tomato juices and whatnot. Foul.
I feel strongly about this, and think some sort of anti-wrap campaign is in order. Maybe a petition. Possibly a march. Who's with me? I'll meet you at the old mill at midnight tonight.