The Perils of the Subheading

You want to be impartial about different parts of the Bible, and try to read both the Old and New Testaments, keeping an eye on the big picture of God's plan.

But I find that those little subheadings that some fella whacked in, only serve to make me want to read some bits more than others. Please consider:

Subheading A: 1Samuel 28- "Saul and the Witch of Endor"

Subheading B: Leviticus 13:47- "Regulations About Mildew"

Now, come on. No one is going to want to read about mould, so you need to fancy the title up a bit. On the other hand, you immediately want to read about the Witch of Endor, because-

a) Witches, although wrong, sound kind of awesome
b) Endor, as you would know is the forest moon on which the Ewoks lived in Return of the Jedi.

So if you are a visual person, and you read these headings, you immediately picture what is to come, and call me crazy, but if I picture this:

or this:

I know which one I'm going to read.